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THE ARCH PRINCE IKPE UNO

So this is as people have suspected, the beginnings of a process of starting a clash with the Politicians and yes it is, I suppose it is the incompetence of the Liberal and Conservative sections that we have ended up allowing them take the credit for so much of our Public work, that they ended up looking in the eyes of the Public, as the only people to have had their social problems resolved, concerning which they want to do one better I.e. pick on the Monarchy and get us paying the price for that too. It is all complete at this stage and features famous idiots with dreams of being rich, telling us that they did not need to explain their plans for us to understand it. They do need to start showing indications they were trying to restrict those stupid comments to their own careers, as I have already seen the industry twats claim that if I picked up the three-minute insults they claim added up to advertisement, to run my own concerns on social media by, I would get into trouble.

I am informed I am never honest about my encounter with women, but it is an old story about anal sex being something women did because of the medical processes involved in childbirth which is all mixed with intense emotions and so on, had nothing to do with the women as such but I did imaginary bits because these characters really loved to block my personal life. I mean the Celebrity interest in my Books and finances to enhance their civil right profile is just civil disobedience that can be stopped at any time, but I have done 8 years of financial complications since it began and ageist idiots have been using it to decide which part of their social problems became a part of my life due to excessive access, which the fame idiots like to think amusing. I am then brought to a stage where I had to point out that I had a more important social status than most people at the Monarchy whom contrary to what people think, do not antagonise me as much because it is a territorial environment and disrespecting other people’s territory usually leads to an outcome where yours is disrespected as well, the exception being the Nobility that spend time with Celebrities, the only ones who tend to block my personal life endlessly, making silly statements about my involvement with the Monarchy and with war, while they were not even traditionalists who thought that war was exclusively the province of men and it had a tendency to run for an eternity. On the part of the lower classes, they enjoyed nothing but to change areas in which people met them, to play with the expectations of their victims, so now I must come through and say the problem with the relationships are not of my doing but the fact they were stupid people who enjoyed this to a fault and to show I am out of my league as such.

This is how the process came to be in the first place, where people were either too old to get paid for being popular on my social life or too young to have gained enough experience to stop me from eliminating their involvement, so we see that if we added up all that people had achieved since they left school, I had done better than most save with respect to finances which I had wilfully allowed to work the way it does due to my social and Political interests and those who plug their civil disobedience gimmicks into my social life and public image to push their careers had achieved nothing and need to stop antagonising me financially; the safest way for those interested to avoid ending up with those dispositions that allow them claim I am unpredictable, is to assume I am a Celebrity that is broke, as they are not really famous or important enough to avoid my reach when they had made a mess of my career.

The talk that is growing in popularity is that people didn’t take seriously the fact that the fame idiots and their foolish fans did not take a liking to me but I fail to understand what it meant if the main problem is that I am unable to legitimise my position so I might engage with Client for Book sale purposes, if Clients were currently getting services from the Bookshop, of which they do not seem to run out of insults by which they had achieved such a situation. It is supposed to have been a simple civil disobedience that they can stop if they saw that it caused another immense distress, damaging finances and career in the process but they had since preferred to mock me by talking about my social status as relative to running a Bookshop, about which there is enough equity tied up at the Royal Office and my Public image to allow me pay all of the Royal Bills comfortably through the Bookshop and the only hindrance was their need to make a self-exhibition of themselves over it. It does go without saying it is a matter of when they want to do their own well, if it is all caused by the way I wrote a Book they claim covered their bums and needed to do the job properly before I got paid and the big mouth always suggests I cannot do it, which is about to be put to the test as well. They do love to suggest it will never happen and it’s the story behind those stupid abuses where the ethnic minorities expect me to be nice to them while they insult and abuse me on account racism exists, talking nonsense about what I said in my Books which were likely to create problems for Clients with a big mouth – then there is the general process of intellectual property administration playing into their need to play with me which they claim indicated they were nice people but is only a constant introduction and re-introduction of issues associated with the cause of health problems during Governmental service i.e. the business of clashing with criminals and unruly people, the purpose of which is largely to create an atmosphere and environment for fraud, theft and all kinds of petty crimes; which consequences are likely to be that they were middle sized gangs and if I killed them I would start a war that I won but there will be a war anyway with a big mouth. Eventually the story is that I am unable to tell the difference between people and these goons while the reality is that if I lost my temper with people, it would suggest I needed to engage myself with some rough sex but in their case, it is more a matter of the fact they were set to build those communities that get imagination up my bum because Police Officer shot somebody. So apparently it is always the rough sex issues with the population because each time they had to contend with public problems despite having a day job and family matters to attend to, they had a tendency to veer off towards an activity that added up to a war, one cannot punish them for this but the war will punish everybody, so there had to be an agreement somewhere and this public disposition served as a redline. It needs to start making a serious effort to restrict its comments to its career and stay away from my Books or I will be off to the part where I showed what I thought of Celebrity careers on this basis as well, which one covers my arse and must be done properly before they could be paid etc and worse – the insolence about what they didn’t like may continue as amusingly as it is currently until it is no longer as amusing all together.

The suggestion of course is that the way I spend my time answering questions was a main problem, the reality of course is that we are never free from this nonsense where for instance we know losing the temper with the Public will have suggested you wanted to engage with rough sex, what then happens is Politicians clinging to other people’s public life and property, to pick up hoodlums and criminals they lost their temper with, claiming it is still part of the public but is concerned with power, never explaining why it becomes another person’s problem either, so answering questions on my part really helps them too as it were, some might say it is an effective solution. This nonsense apparently then plays into mental illness and the way they claimed their activities added up to a process of getting public matters managed, of which I do manage my own for the business of the gap between the prisons and the jobs, without bugging people, getting the mentally ill involved or bothering people, a Government operative is paid to manage this gap while the general public does as per what they learned from their teachers, it beats the imagination how they got to ascertain that picking up hoodlums and quasi criminals ass up to a part of the general public that involved power and the way that this was to be managed. Then there is the point of it as well, played out when the Americans were leading from the front i.e. I had written a Book but I am too uneducated for the Book that they have read, if they carried on like that for long enough a more educated person will write it to serve them and then I am told it is a problem while the reality was that if people thought what I am doing was important, they would engage with I, otherwise they engaged with Politicians who ensured there was publicity to suggest they were more important than those who were doing things they could not understand before the victims got paid for doing it, to show up later on complaining about sexual assault epidemic, getting imagination up my bum to make sense of money they made like the idiots who abused them, talking rubbish about power when it had not ended badly.

The other part of their story being that I am a paranoid cry baby which is utter nonsense -what really happens is the business of Politicians trashing the finances to experiment with my life and career for ideas that will help them win their own elections. They are not the Prime Minister and are supposed to follow their party whip, so there are no laws saying I had tolerated it all these years and the threats never get better either. Their friends from the US say I would get into trouble if I behaved in such ways, but I do not live in the US and nobody knows; therefore, I think I would likely set about making sure they were up to their necks with US social problems before I did it anyway, but if I lived there and was better informed, I probably would have been more destructive. They do claim it is the way Government its Politics work which I am comfortable with, except they enjoy trashing my property and I think those who issue threats after needed to do it in a way that caused me to show up on their doorstep instead of go to government for support, then we would find out if the threats were developed on the way the real world works. The perception the Public has at this point is that I have a lot of good ideas on how public matters would be better handled and it is my curse, but it is not a curse at all, just a handful of gits who need to win their own elections, ripping up my Bookshop to win their elections which had not moved on no matter how long I tolerated or ignored it. The main crisis here is that I wrote a Book about some Public matters which Celebrities said covered their backsides and I should therefore have my finances stifled until I covered their backsides well enough to be paid for it – so they had since gotten in league with the same trouble makers and I spent time on the idea clearing out the premises by which it is possible like the way they build publicity to express their love for criminals, which sell magazines on my Public image at the top shelves of corner shops for instance but apparently it had gotten worse when I rented a space from a white person who had more range to meet them and work with the media than the ethnic minorities did, so it turns out I am in hell every day and all I do to move my career on is passed off on a media bubble as another person’s career, while being berated and sexually violated in the imagination due to the conditions that this have caused, in this way the twats collected my career for the Celebrities painfully. Now it seems I had resolved this problem and the Celebrities were aiming to be the main beneficiaries without paying for anything and so it is best for me to get in league with this trouble makers as well and wait for the time that Celebrities will do their own as well, so I might pass off celebrity careers as something that covers my backside, ensuring they only got paid when it covered the backside well enough to, this is where I need to be; it is self-employment and what it means is that I work for myself, there are rules and I must follow those rules, not hang about somewhere looking like I am good at passing miles stones on the solutions devised for problems in my career. We see this nonsense everywhere and then they claim I am at war with everybody while the reality is that those who did the work are not getting paid because whilst they were showing customers the benefits of products they created, another was inserting a different product into the publicity they built – the customers cannot make career, personal life and financial plans because they had to find out what the benefits of products they bought were after they bought them – the lazy idiots who get into business when scared of market get paid; no economy lasts for long in this way. I see them do it all the time; having worked 10 years to end up with a £120,000 saving, whilst selling a super Car to a Middle East Henchman brought a profit of £200,000, it is the Middle East Henchman that does it for him, rounding up peoples mortgages and incorrectly assessing peoples entitlement to loans and debt repayment, repossessing people’s homes at random to buy super cars; so this was the one that did it for them, they had to work with their children who claimed my Public image to attend school, push up my heart rate to make me feel as if the age of 60 was a luxury while the Celebrities were the big hit, who converted all I did with my career into something that covers their backside and then perhaps if it was covered enough I will get paid by owning a successful Bookshop. Here therefore am I told that this way of working creates more problems while all it does is make the idiots more honest and responsible persons who showed some respect for other people’s time schedule. They do claim I am enemy of Communist who loved to pretend I am their friend but I do not - I am necessarily a friend of Communists, it’s just cordial, that said, I am publicly enemy of Communists who want to work economy in a way that is bankrupting for free markets - I mean they have business text Books that suggest things can work the way they have set out but so do they have tools provided by the same text Books to work out the results of their activities to the bottom line and find out what they ended up with.

The general idea is that I had dug myself into a hole of which there is none whatsoever, the reality is that especially in the US, it seems that every sociopath Women with a need to regard herself as entitled to other people incomes, while she had never been introduced to such persons or indeed for such purposes her entire life, can always rely on the Government to come up with a way that forces victims to comply – the idea that this is a hole I have dug myself into suggests they believe that it was a problem I faced when such women and the women who work such activities became too powerful and wealthy for the government to handle and it is not. The rest of it is that I have a history with society troublemakers who were already rounding me up like an animal, claiming they had found the means to get paid for being popular and the social life that will facilitate it, then I went to university where their daughters’ brought friends from overseas to target and tackle me until I dropped out and hell broke loose at my expense since. What the Politicians have made alliance with being the part where they claim characters like me are the way the law allows weak people to pick on the strong and get away with it, which usually develops into a process where they invented a crime that was specific to the victim and was not written in the Law, so until the victim builds a campaign, meets the Politicians and gets a Law made on it, such a victim will suffer for eternity and end up in a legal and social no man’s land where anything could happen to him, unless he can stand up for himself like I do without Politicians interfering to push him back down etc – what the Celebrities have made alliances with is the one that wants to get paid for being popular on my social life and it didn’t matter if I dropped out of University for it, during the years that I had ended up with this history I have with them, the Celebrities have been urging me to fight on but the reasons they had forged an alliance with them is that Celebrities had been promised my career. So, what I am working on now is a process of building a similar history with Celebrities too. There are many ways to avoid this; they could refrain from building a crowd that is entitled to other people’s incomes because it was civil rights, then pick up all the victims did to make statements about what they have suffered and reasons their stupidities needed a break, once they got off that, made sense of how it is impossible to build their fame career on my public image while claiming it does not exist, to complain that I am not a victim and blow off the big mouth about thumbing me – with respect to which I was not this angry 3 years ago and believe I will be even angrier in a years’ time, so when I am angry enough and male Celebrities were fucking mad enough as well. The others include refraining from those stupidities where one group of people build market by working with customers to ensure customers were improving incomes due to products they were buying, another builds a media bubble from the work to make sense of his need to get involved with business while he fears the market and gets the reward while the work itself does not get paid for and the consumers find out how a product works after they had paid for it of which until then no career, personal life and family plans were made. The rest is just the big mouth winding me up while keeping its salary to mix up the fight with that character he claimed he tackled to fight my wars, which issue I am likely to clear up for them if I felt an imminent threat, so I might get up their own properly as well. They speak endlessly of what was said to provoke them and it is likely to be a question of whether they were making a certain kind of trouble because they were the ones who gave their lives to protect the Country, of which since last that provoked them to show up here and torture me every day, they have not given their lives for the Country – same as the part where they are asked about tackling me as if they are the ones that pick up their careers where they left off and they have not won the fight against the Arch Prince since they started. What we have done so far however being a process of showing that despite ending up in the same situation where I worked for a client and the prospects of selling my Books was put to a perhaps argument, which the men could use to make me grovel for money as they gloated over my social life endlessly, which issue I had taken charge of some 17 Years before, is a process of showing how well they were able to manage the male population that they were so happy to torture me for as it were and I will not tolerate the threats much further, no idea where they think it should stop in any case, I am rather clear they need keep from my Books, keep their children off profitable office space office bloc insults at my expense to take advantage of me being a fan of the Church and restrict their comments to their own careers.

They love to claim that the Queen supports my actions while it is not linked at all – what really happens being that in the Queens view, this situation where the Public was selecting popularity culture over the jobs market was completely unacceptable and the situation where popular culture was damaging public interests was completely unacceptable too – we can see that their American friends are helping them out with stories of Government being detached from the Public, while in reality the Children currently at school will face personality issues when they are 16 as soon as these clowns are done showing that they were tough. So it does appear something about me encourages these activities but it is not meant to serve the Popularity, I will have gone from being the solution to being the problem myself if having built a trust system where people can work with me to get around an economic crisis, I ended up somewhere serving the popularity where I could be relied upon to do no harm to those who performed civil disobedience profitably on public interests. And of course, there is no mystery to me at all, I can always make it clear I was meant to select the jobs market over the popular culture minutes before I had passed away and my descendants will keep their Offices.

I. Uno I

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